Ever wondered what a "cool hottie" looks like?

Allow me to introduce you to my future husband, Lame-O McLamerson.

I love the fact that advertising execs think that giving a 30-something-year old wannabe actor/model frosted tips and spiky hair makes him look "youthful" and "attractive."

I bet when they were trying to cast for this model shoot, they were all:

"Let's go with the guy with the pointy hair. He looks 'edgy' and 'Gen-X,' er, I mean 'Gen-Y,' er I mean...what are we calling them now?"

"Oh, who cares what we call 'em. As long as they keep buying iPods."

"Hmm...can we photoshop a tribal tattoo on his neck...?"